batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I don't deserve a penis
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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