so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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