just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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