I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
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