Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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