Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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