you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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