I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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