what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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