He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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