my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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