i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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