Don't you send me to vm
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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