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Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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