just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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