Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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