we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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