Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I need moral support for this bender
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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