Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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