Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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