And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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