ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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