I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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