You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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