i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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