yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
