yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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