she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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