everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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