And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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