I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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