i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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