whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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