Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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