If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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