Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I wanna passion pit in your ass
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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