So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Everyone says I win the strip club
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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