How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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