i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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