Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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