I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
God I need to hump something, right now.
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