Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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