Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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