no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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