This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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