just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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