wrigley field is MILF paradise
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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