That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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