her vagine was all disorganized.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I need a beard to bite.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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