For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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