You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
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