yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Someone signed my nipple.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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