yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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