I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
