Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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