somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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