Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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