she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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