For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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