so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Randomize
