Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
So much rum. So many feels.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Randomize